Truyện cười tiếng Anh chủ đề giáo viên và học sinh

Khi cô giáo hỏi có phải Clyde chép bài văn tả con chó của anh trai không, cậu phủ nhận và lý giải rằng hai anh em tả chung một con.

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Teacher: Peter, give me a sentence starting with "I"

Peter: I is..

Teacher: No, Peter … always say "I am"

Peter: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Louie: Because George still has the axe in his hand.

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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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Teacher: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher

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Y Vân (theo The Tally Tales)